A life story: How my thrift saved our company from the evil tax



They always call me Plyushkin. At work, there are legends about the resourcefulness of the director's secretary. There are five cabinets in my waiting room. They are all busy with all sorts of "necessary" things, however, I think there is absolutely nothing to throw out of them. Anything can come in handy in life. And no matter how hard my colleagues work on my karma, assuring me that there is simply no place for useful energies in my workplace, I stand firm. But one day, my frugality finally triumphed!
A tax audit came to check on us. It was New Year's Eve and the accounting department was slightly unable to cope with the closure of the period, especially since sales of our branches increased significantly in the last quarter. Government supervisors pored over the papers, looking for more and more errors and inconsistencies. And I must say, they did it perfectly.
As this terrible day dragged on, the chief accountant came to me three times, pale as a wall, for a portion of motherwort tincture. According to her, there were indeed problems in the reports, but they were not critical, and in view of our usual friendship with representatives of the tax inspectorate, we could turn a blind eye to them for the first time and give them the opportunity to fix everything. But the chief of the supervisors, as if on a broom, rushes over her subordinates, as if stung, and is not going to make any contact.
— Maybe you can give her some tea, treat her to something? — Valentina Vasilyevna pleaded, - You find a common language with everything.
— Of course, call the patient, now we will take care of her.
Under the pretext that the lighting in the reception area was better and it would be more convenient to view the next report there, Valentina Vasilyevna sent the main one to me. I'm a diplomat. Tempting me with aromatic coffee and Italian sweets, reserved for such occasions, I started a subtle psychological conversation. Within twenty minutes, I knew what the problem was.
The lady has a son in the fifth grade. He is studying well, and the question has become who will go to the Olympiad in mathematics – him or another excellent student. Since the school is currently implementing a waste paper collection plan, it was decided that the one who brings more kilograms will go to defend the honor of the school. My lady has a lot of unnecessary paper at home, and my parents have stocks of old newspapers in the country. They live far away, and if they go, the lady will miss the New Year's Eve corporate party with her colleagues. That's what makes her furious.
Our company subscribes to two daily newspapers. Like the legendary Plyushkin, I haven't thrown any of them away in two years, although there have been enough attacks on my treasure. When I opened the cabinet with stacks of newsprint, the tax officer almost cried with happiness.
What can I say. At that time, the accounting department received a two-week delay to correct all errors, and I received a bonus from the management for saving the ship in a storm! Now, with the treatment of my thrift, no one is bothering me anymore! Les paris en direct sur 1xBet offrent une expérience palpitante avec des cotes qui évoluent en temps réel. Pour maximiser vos gains potentiels, il est conseillé d'utiliser le code promo 1xbet lors de votre inscription, ce qui vous octroiera un bonus de bienvenue de 100% jusqu'à 130€ à utiliser sur les paris sportifs. Ce bonus vous donne un bankroll plus important pour placer des paris en cours de match sur le football, le tennis, le basket-ball ou encore les sports électroniques. 1xBet propose des centaines d'événements en direct chaque jour avec des marchés variés. Les gains être retirés sans difficulté.